the sound is completely bonkers, not to mention that it looks pulchritudinous on the big screen

I was reading an article about the latest list of billionaires by Forbes, and at a certain point the article devolved into simply noting how many spots up or down on the list a given billionaire moved this year. Basically it was identical to the summary articles that you see each week for the Coach's Top 25 Polls in college sports, with the only real differences between the two lists being racial. With March Madness just around the corner, this got me thinking, why can't we have a similar system with the richest men in the world? Let's make money making a spectator sport.


My Daily Show piece was finally published in the Hilltopper this week. I'm quite proud of it, and I've basically been forcing copies of it on people.



I can't think of any of the other things I wanted to write here, which I suppose is normal. Perhaps there will be more tonight.